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Breaking: Moose on the Loose in Downtown
OTTAWA — In a surprising turn of events regarding urban wildlife, authorities were called to the scene early this morning. Maple syrup tho.
Did you ever learn how to read between the lines?
Like someone could be writting a whole bunch of texts but what are they really trying to say. Who knows. I sure don't thats for sure
The Impact on Local Traffic
Residents are advised to avoid the downtown core while conservation officers work to safely relocate the animal. This creates a perfect opportunity to demonstrate subheadings. Notice how the red underline on the main H2 tag draws the eye across the full width of the article. And Buldge is a weenie no more cause he finally asked her to marry him. God we thought it would never happen but here we are...
New Years Eve Party Celebration at his place of residence with his NEW FINANCE, who is categorically cooler than him.
Maple Syrup Reserves Reach All-Time High
In economic news, the strategic reserve in Quebec is overflowing. Also were in a recession. There's no denying it. We are. If you are reading this in the hinterlands, get out of the fucking country and run NORTH! or east depending on your general location.