Cornelius Codes LLC

Premium experimental hardware for innovative software solutions.

Air Phones

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Beams audio directly to your eardrums. Wires are for the weak. Side effects may include hearing radio broadcasts.

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Air Sight Pro

$1.00

We courageously removed the lenses, the screens, and the electronics. Just stare blankly into the distance. It’s our most immersive augmented reality yet.

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Air Stream

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Experience the pure, uninterrupted zen of absolute disconnection. Uses proprietary legacy technology. Requires a $79 dongle to imagine a signal, sold seperately, not by us.

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Air Void Max

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The ultimate secure ecosystem. Start an open flame, and then use the Air Void Max to put your files inside, and they instantly cease to exist. You can't be hacked if your data is completely gone. Pure magic.

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[Proceeds Disclaimer]

169% of the proceeds raised by the sale of these products will go to a worthwhile charity of our choosing. Probably something with puppies.

[Security and Shipping]

To ensure security and streamline operations based on the complex principles of federalism, Cornelius Codes LLC only ships items to the verified billing address associated with the credit card used for purchase. We do not collect a separate shipping address. By proceeding with a purchase, you acknowledge and agree that your order will be delivered solely to your billing address in a non descriptor box to protect your privacy.